Literal Thinking Skills
or: Why Scientists are either Amusing or Annoying Depending on your Tastes
I just read a post over at Learning Curves and i thought her rejoinder to the question:
I just read a post over at Learning Curves and i thought her rejoinder to the question:
"have you lost weight?"was pretty funny until i wondered whether she was just being polite and wasn't implying that the only weight she had lost was the mass of her hair. I was wondering, what are other piss-take replies could a scientist use? A couple of oldies and a couple that i came up with...
"i've had a hair cut"
- No, i gained some height
- No, the rest of the universe has it somewhere
- No, i'm just practicing moving slower than normal
- No, i'm sure i'll find it again when i eat more than i excercise
- No, the moon and planets are specially aligned today
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