The daily d1ckhead award goes to...

Frank Haden.
For this lovely diatribe against... well, everyone as far as i can tell.
It's always touching to have parental responsibility foisted onto under-paid and over-worked civil servants who can only screw up, never succeed.
Gotta love this quote:

All were betrayed by the agencies who were paid to protect them. Sipping their cappuccinos behind their signature sunglasses, the guilty bureaucrats did not bother to communicate with one another. Each airily assumed someone else would act. When push came to shove, no one did.

What on earth can we do?? Oh wait, hang on a second, the root cause here is.. wait for it... stupid dodgy parents that treat kids worse than pets.